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If the shoe fits, you made your bed. There are also these twists, not quite malaphors: If the shoe fits, throw it at 'em.

The early bird should be shot for waking me up.

A penny saved is useless, so are nickels.

Now some senseless malaphors:

Haste makes a dollar foolish.

Early to bed get the worms.

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Ooo how about: A penny saved is a wooden nickel?

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NIiiiiice!

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