Apologies for my tardiness, lovely listeners: I have been otherwise occupied the past couple days by a performance of a very different sort. Here is the last installment of Blue Carbuncle, though, at long last (apologies also for the crappy sound quality). Happy holidays, and I’ll see ya in the next readaloud!
How’s the brandy treating you, you scumbag?
:gulp:
Okay so I pretty much know everything but there’s a couple minor details I’d like to know for my own completion needs. So go ahead and tell me what happened.
Let me explain. … no, there’s too much. Let me sum up:
I set up that guy Horner, and I took the stone. I was getting crazy paranoid, though, and so I decided to hide it in one of my sister’s geese. One thing led to another, yadda yadda yadda, and I got the wrong goose home. Nobody would tell me where they all got sold and resold to and now I’m a thief without even being able to enjoy all the riches I stole. I suck, this sucks, and I’m going literally crazy.
:sigh:
Get out.
I don’t feel bad for letting him go, do you, Watson? As long as we make sure the innocent guy doesn’t get punished.
‘Tis the season for forgiveness and suchlike. Right? Right.
🎄
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