Sorry about the skipped entry, lovely listeners. I was otherwise occupied last night. I may do two today, to mollify you.
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Hey what’s the hubbub?
All a you quit asking me about the geese! Gerroutofit!
Quick, Watson! Give chase!
Excuse me.
GAHH omg who are you?
Someone who knows about that goose, my dude.
Srsly?
Yup. What’s your name?
Um, Robinson.
Yeah no, Swiss Family. Your actual name, please.
Crap. It’s Ryder.
Right. So the butler did it.
What?
Nevermind. Get in the cab.
O—kay…
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Here we are! 221B! Have a seat. About that goose.
Do you know where it is?
Yup. It was here. And it laid an egg after it was dead. The bonniest blue egg that was ever seen*…
/Ryder faints into the fire/
Dude, get up. Get the f- - - up. You pathetic weakling. What a shrimp it is, to be sure.
*Another epic line from Holmes, of all canon.
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